Conspirituality

299: American Jihad

March 12, 2026

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  • Commanding officers in the US military are reportedly rallying troops with apocalyptic rhetoric, framing the conflict with Iran as biblical Armageddon, fueled by figures like Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth who hosts Christian Nationalist services at the Pentagon. 
  • Canadian PM Mark Carney employs religious-sounding rhetorical devices, specifically chiasmus ("strength of our values, but also the value of our strength"), to obscure the contradictions of participating in and benefiting from imperialism while pretending to assert Canadian independence. 
  • Prediction markets like Polymarket are becoming a lucrative, yet highly problematic, Rorschach test for contemporary times, evidenced by suspicious insider trading surrounding the Iran strikes and the platforms' lack of accountability due to minimal regulation. 
  • The trajectory of large systems, from early innovative companies like Amazon to political structures, inevitably moves toward the exploitation of power driven by human greed once scale is achieved. 
  • The inherent mandate to prioritize profit over ethical considerations forces even well-intentioned actors within capitalist systems (like ExxonMobil executives aware of climate change) to act against their better judgment due to shareholder obligations. 
  • Mixed economies featuring strong regulations, separation between corporation and government, and robust social safety nets are presented as the most proven antidote to the unchecked exploitation inherent in unfettered capitalism. 

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Hegseth’s Call of Duty Rhetoric
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  • Key Takeaway: Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s aggressive language regarding the Iran conflict mirrors dialogue from first-person shooter video games like Call of Duty, suggesting a detachment from real-world consequences.
  • Summary: Hegseth promised Iranians ‘death and destruction from the sky all day’ using phrases like ‘we’re playing for keeps’ and ’they’re toast.’ This shit-talking style is compared directly to gameplay dialogue in military shooters. This connection suggests a mindset where casualties are dismissed as minor losses or ‘respawns’ in a game.
Cosmic Significance of Iran War
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  • Key Takeaway: The lack of clarity in the administration’s rationale for the Iran mission may stem from an underlying belief that the war holds cosmic, biblical significance.
  • Summary: Over 200 complaints were filed with the Military Religious Freedom Foundation regarding commanders framing the war as biblical Armageddon, with some claiming Trump was anointed by Jesus to start it. This religious framing is supported by figures like Ralph Drollinger, who leads Bible studies for cabinet members including Hegseth. Hegseth’s past writings advocate for an ’educational insurgency’ and ‘categorical defeat’ of the left.
Hegseth’s Ties to Doug Wilson
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  • Key Takeaway: Pete Hegseth maintains deep ties to the controversial Christ Church leader Doug Wilson, whose ideology advocates for theocracy, restricted women’s rights, and criminalization of LGBTQ+ individuals.
  • Summary: Hegseth hosted Doug Wilson at a Pentagon prayer service and belongs to a church affiliated with Wilson’s congregation. Christ Church advocates for policies that would restrict voting rights for women and bar non-Christians from office. Hegseth’s writings call for the ‘utter annihilation of the left’ to ensure America’s survival.
Carney’s Rhetoric and Imperialism
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  • Key Takeaway: Canadian PM Mark Carney uses chiasmus, a rhetorical device common in religious liturgy, to blur the lines between ‘strength’ and ‘values’ to mask Canada’s complicity in imperialism and support for the war.
  • Summary: Carney’s line, ‘We are no longer just relying on the strength of our values, but also the value of our strength,’ is identified as chiasmus, which creates aesthetic satisfaction but confuses abstract concepts. This rhetoric supports neoliberal militarization policies while Canada remains deeply entangled as a US client state in trade and defense. Carney is simultaneously cutting domestic spending while directing cabinet ministers to speed up extraction projects by centralizing executive power.
Prediction Markets and Insider Trading
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  • Key Takeaway: Suspiciously timed wagers on the Iran strikes on Polymarket resulted in millions in profit for suspected insiders, highlighting how prediction markets can be exploited for financial gain based on non-public information.
  • Summary: Approximately $529 million was wagered on the timing of the Iran strikes, with six accounts flagged as suspected insiders earning $1.2 million from bets placed just hours before the attack. The Trump administration’s CFTC chairman, confirmed by Trump appointees, has created an advisory committee composed entirely of CEOs from prediction and betting platforms, with no consumer advocates. The market’s ability to settle terms arbitrarily, as seen when a bet on Khomeini’s removal was voided because he was killed, demonstrates a lack of accountability.
Amazon’s Early Intent vs. Scale
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  • Key Takeaway: Early Amazon focused on serving customer needs, but scaling led to dicey outcomes as systems moved away from people.
  • Summary: The creator of the Amazon bookshelf is noted for insights into the company’s early stages where focus was on delivering what people needed. Over time, as the system scaled and distanced itself from direct user interaction, it became problematic. This initial focus on need fulfillment is contrasted with the later trajectory of tech leaders like Jeff Bezos and Sam Altman.
Power Exploitation and Human Nature
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  • Key Takeaway: Gaining power inevitably leads to exploitation, regardless of the initial political or economic system’s intentions.
  • Summary: The arc from useful innovation to unchecked power accumulation suggests that human nature dictates the exploitation of power once it is gained. This process kicks in the greed of certain individuals who then seek opportunities everywhere, fueled by economic mathematics that appropriate profit into capital for expansion. This tendency is described as a human feature, not a bug, observed across civilizations.
Antidote to Exploitation: Mixed Economies
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  • Key Takeaway: Mixed economies with strong checks and balances, regulation, and social safety nets are the proven prescription against systemic greed.
  • Summary: The antidote to the exploitation driven by profit mandates is the implementation of mixed economies. These systems successfully maintain checks and balances, unlike the unfettered capitalism seen in the US. Strong regulations and social safety nets are essential components for balancing innovation with societal well-being.
Social Democracy Models and Pressures
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  • Key Takeaway: Social democracies like those in Scandinavia represent a progressive ideal balancing regulation and innovation, but face constant downward pressure from capital interests.
  • Summary: Models like the Nordic or Scandinavian systems have demonstrated high happiness indexes and effective economies relative to other nations, serving as a progressive ideal for balancing regulation and innovation. However, there is constant, powerful pressure exerted by those who have acquired capital to move systems toward privatization. This downward pressure acts against people’s best instincts, suggesting that even successful models are temporary achievements requiring continuous defense.