Chiefs Take a Step Back, Jason Does Disney, Wild NFL Trades, World Series Haters and Midseason Meme Awards | EP 163
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- Jason is currently in Orlando at Disney World with his family, detailing his experiences with the rides and a humorous conflict over a waffle.
- Travis expressed frustration over the Chiefs' 21-28 loss to the Bills, highlighting the missed opportunity before halftime and the team's current 5-4 record as they head into the bye week.
- The hosts introduced the 'Mid-Season Meme Awards,' giving out initial awards including 'I owe you an apology' to the Seattle Seahawks and Sam Darnold, and the 'Unk still got it' award to Joe Flacco for his performance.
- The best time to get a puppy is whenever one is ready to commit to switching their daily routines to accommodate the new pet, with fall and spring being generally easier seasons.
- The hosts agree that dogs and cats are the most appropriate pets for children, while exotic pets like ferrets (which smell bad) and monkeys are generally ill-advised, though Travis expressed a current desire for a giant tortoise.
- The consensus among the hosts is that Robin Williams' performance as the Genie in *Aladdin* is the greatest voice acting role ever, overshadowing modern attempts like the live-action remake.
- For a new male kitten whose older brother cat is named Franklin, the suggested perfect name is Arthur, keeping with a theme of classic children's cartoon characters.
Segments
Disney Trip and Character Talk
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- Key Takeaway: Goofy is considered a dog who maneuvers like a human, whereas Pluto is a dog that acts strictly like a dog.
- Summary: Jason identified Goofy as his favorite Disney character growing up, contrasting him with Pluto, who is a dog that does not talk. Goofy is characterized as a dog who talks and maneuvers like a human. Donald Duck was mentioned, but the hosts quickly corrected a potential confusion with Daffy Duck, who is a Warner Brothers character.
Podcast Welcome and College Football
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- Key Takeaway: The Utah Utes defeated the team associated with the hosts, prompting Travis to look ahead to the next opponent, Arizona.
- Summary: The hosts welcomed listeners to the episode of New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce, sponsored by Audible. Travis expressed disappointment that the Utah Utes defeated the team he was supporting. He gave a shout-out to Pat McAfee and ESPN College GameDay for mentioning the podcast.
Episode Preview and Jason’s Location
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- Key Takeaway: Upcoming segments include a Chiefs/Bills recap, trade deadline moves, mid-season awards based on memes, and pet advice voicemails.
- Summary: Jason outlined the episode’s agenda, which includes reviewing the Chiefs’ loss to the Bills and discussing NFL trade deadline moves as the league hits its midpoint. They plan to hand out meaningless awards for the audience and address listener questions on the Heights Hotline. Jason confirmed he is recording remotely from Orlando, Florida, near Disney World.
Disney World Chaos and Waffle Feud
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- Key Takeaway: Jason’s daughter, Wyatt, had a meltdown over wanting an entire waffle, which Jason refused to give her, citing a desire not to raise a spoiled child.
- Summary: Jason detailed the difficulty of navigating Disney World with his children, noting his daughter Wyatt’s skepticism toward rides because her mother, Kylie, dislikes them. He recounted a 30-minute fight over sharing a waffle, which was eventually resolved when Jack Sparrow distracted Wyatt, leading to a truce over sharing beignets.
Chiefs Loss and Bye Week Mindset
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- Key Takeaway: Travis believes the Chiefs’ failure to score a touchdown before halftime against the Bills (settling for a field goal) was a major turning point in the game.
- Summary: Travis acknowledged the Chiefs’ frustrating 5-4 record and the tough schedule ahead, emphasizing the need to figure things out. He felt personally responsible for missing a catch before half that could have resulted in a touchdown instead of a field goal. He noted the Bills executed well defensively, particularly by generating pressure while rushing only four players.
Tush Push Double Standard
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- Key Takeaway: The Eagles face intense social media criticism for the Tush Push, while other teams like the Bills executing the same play receive celebration and praise.
- Summary: Travis pointed out the perceived hypocrisy where the Eagles are accused of cheating for using the Tush Push, yet the Bills’ successful execution of the same play was celebrated. He noted that officials seem to officiate the play differently depending on which team runs it, citing a lack of scrutiny on false starts by other teams.
Audible and Hill’s Pet Sponsorships
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- Key Takeaway: Audible released the first full-cast audio edition of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, with new installments releasing monthly.
- Summary: The first full-cast audio edition of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone is now available on Audible, featuring hundreds of unique voices and Dolby Atmos sound design. Hill’s Pet Nutrition was highlighted for understanding the guilt pet parents feel when life gets hectic, offering science-backed nutrition to support lifelong pet health.
NFC East Debacle and Eagles Trades
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- Key Takeaway: The Philadelphia Eagles gained a three-game lead in the NFC East without playing due to losses by the Commanders, Cowboys, and Giants, whose defenses are struggling.
- Summary: The Eagles benefited from a bye week where all their division rivals lost, solidifying their lead despite the NFC East being described as a ‘debacle.’ The Eagles made three pre-deadline trades, acquiring CB Michael Carter II, CB Jaire Alexander, and EDGE Jalen Phillips, who is familiar with Vic Fangio’s system.
Mid-Season Meme Awards Part 1
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- Key Takeaway: The Seattle Seahawks and Sam Darnold earned the ‘I owe you an apology’ award for being underrated, while Joe Flacco won ‘Unk still got it’ for his 470-yard performance.
- Summary: The hosts began handing out mid-season awards based on memes, recognizing the Seattle Seahawks for their physical play and Sam Darnold’s high QBR. Joe Flacco was recognized for throwing for 470 yards, the most by a quarterback over 40 in the regular season, second only to Tom Brady in Super Bowl 52.
Starbucks, DraftKings, and Kicker Talk
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- Key Takeaway: Starbucks introduced iced vanilla protein lattes containing 29 grams of protein in a grande size, and DraftKings offered new customers three months of NBA League Pass plus bonus bets.
- Summary: Starbucks’ new protein lattes, including the iced vanilla flavor, were praised for having a non-chalky taste and high protein content. DraftKings offered new customers a bet $5, get three months of NBA League Pass, plus $300 in bonus bets if the bet wins. The Stamp of the Week award was split between Brock Bowers for his receiving performance and the kicker who set a new NFL record with a 68-yard field goal.
Pet Advice Hotline Segment
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- Key Takeaway: The best time to get a puppy is when the owners are ready to commit to switching their daily routine, though spring is suggested as a good season.
- Summary: A listener asked for advice on the best time of year to get a puppy while maintaining a 9-to-5 job. Jason advised against getting a puppy simultaneously with potty training a human child, noting the difficulty of winter potty breaks. The hosts concluded that the decision hinges on the owners’ readiness to adapt their routine, suggesting fall or spring as generally favorable seasons.
Optimal Puppy Acquisition Timing
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- Key Takeaway: Spring and fall are suggested as the best times to get a puppy due to weather making outdoor care easier than in summer or winter.
- Summary: Getting a puppy requires a commitment to changing daily routines, which is less inconvenient during milder weather like spring or fall. The decision to take care of the dog must be made regardless of the season. The timing is best when one is prepared for the necessary routine adjustments.
Puppy Care as Relationship Test
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- Key Takeaway: Caring for a puppy serves as an effective test of a person’s nurturing habits, especially for a soon-to-be husband.
- Summary: Observing how a partner handles a puppy can reveal important information about their nurturing capabilities. If someone struggles with caring for a puppy, it might signal issues in other areas of responsibility. Dogs are generally considered a good test for humans preparing for parenthood.
Breed Identification and Preference
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- Key Takeaway: While the specific breed of the current puppy is unknown, breed significantly impacts adoption decisions, and one host prefers adopting an old, low-energy bloodhound.
- Summary: The breed of a dog matters greatly when adopting, although the specific breed of the puppy being discussed was unknown. One host expressed a preference for an old bloodhound that requires minimal activity. The appearance of the current puppy suggests it is a harmless dog that simply wants love.
Childhood Pet Desires Vetoed
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- Key Takeaway: Both brothers were likely restricted to only owning dogs or cats, with ferrets being a strongly vetoed desire due to their unpleasant reality compared to their perceived cuteness.
- Summary: The parents of the Kelce brothers would have only allowed a dog or a cat, immediately vetoing other requests. Jason specifically wanted a ferret, a desire his father was glad they never pursued after learning they smell bad and create messes. College roommates having ferrets or even an alligator illegally in dorms provided cautionary tales about exotic pets.
Adult Exotic Pet Longings
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- Key Takeaway: As adults, the hosts have developed longings for exotic pets like pygmy marmosets and giant tortoises, though the longevity of tortoises presents a significant long-term commitment.
- Summary: Jason once desired a pygmy marmoset (finger monkey) after seeing one in action, though he also recalled a friend owning a monkey. Travis is currently interested in owning a giant tortoise due to seeing one being walked in Chicago. The 100-year lifespan of such a tortoise means the responsibility would likely be passed down through generations.
Advice on Naming New Kitten
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- Key Takeaway: When naming a new male kitten joining an older cat named Franklin, the suggested perfect name is Arthur, following a theme of classic children’s cartoon characters.
- Summary: The caller, Eleanor, sought a name for her new male kitten who will be a younger brother to her five-year-old cat, Franklin. The hosts favor using human names for pets. Arthur was proposed as the ideal companion name to Franklin, creating the pair ‘Frank and Artie’.
Podcast Wrap-up and Thanks
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- Key Takeaway: The episode concludes by thanking Hills Pet Nutrition and reminding listeners that the Chiefs are heading into their bye week.
- Summary: The segment wraps up the Heights Hotline Pet Parent Edition, sponsored by Hill’s Pet Nutrition. Listeners are encouraged to subscribe to the New Heights channel on YouTube and join Wondery+ for ad-free listening. Travis confirms the team is entering the bye week and they will return next week.
Debate on Disney Voice Acting
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- Key Takeaway: Robin Williams’ performance as the Genie in Aladdin is considered the greatest voice acting role ever, with the Will Smith remake failing to meet the standard.
- Summary: The Genie in Aladdin is cited as the best voice acting role ever due to Robin Williams’ comedic timing and ability. The subsequent remake featuring Will Smith was deemed a disaster because audiences expected the original performance. Aladdin is considered a fantastic movie, with Coco being a favorite among newer Disney films for its adult emotional depth.