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The Good Gals of Turtlandia: Wednesday, February 11th, 2026

February 11, 2026

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  • Jill Zarin was fired from E!'s 'RHONY' reunion show 'The Golden Life' following her negative social media commentary about the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show, setting a concerning precedent for the new series. 
  • The hosts debated the appropriateness of publicizing personal infidelity on a world stage, following Norwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Lægreid's tearful admission of cheating after winning a bronze medal. 
  • The hosts expressed frustration with the current state of 'cancel culture' where differing opinions on entertainment, like the halftime show, lead to swift professional consequences, contrasting it with the lack of accountability for figures like Colton Underwood. 
  • The hosts heavily endorse Unreal snacks as a guilt-free, nostalgic sweet treat alternative, especially for those who breastfeed or manage compulsive snacking habits. 
  • Gold Bond's new scented hand creams are highlighted for providing 24-hour hydration and luxury scents, while Pepsi's recent Super Bowl ad campaign is discussed for proving Pepsi Zero Sugar's taste superiority over Coca-Cola Zero Sugar in blind tests. 
  • The discussion on Ansel Elgort becoming a father is juxtaposed with his past allegations, leading to a reflection on the limited, audience-driven impact of the Me Too movement in Hollywood, and the hosts later retract a prediction about Kelsey Ballerini's pregnancy status following her breakup with Chase. 
  • The segment concludes with a lighthearted discussion on the difficulty of being a 'good person' in the public eye and a self-correction regarding the misuse of the word 'mariachi' versus 'precocious' versus 'erudite'. 

Segments

Personal Updates and Egg Debacle
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  • Key Takeaway: Farm fresh eggs are too fresh to hard-boil successfully using standard methods, resulting in peeling difficulties.
  • Summary: Claudia detailed her frustration with hard-boiling farm fresh eggs, noting they failed to peel properly compared to older supermarket eggs. She shared a specific recipe involving boiling water on high, reducing to medium for 15 minutes, followed by an immediate five-minute ice bath. The discussion also touched upon the superior yolk vibrancy of farm fresh eggs and the preference for supermarket eggs for boiling.
Bad Bunny Performance Interpretation
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  • Key Takeaway: The Bad Bunny and Lady Gaga performance of ‘Die With a Smile’ was interpreted by one host as an intentional, albeit poorly executed, salsa version, not a mistake.
  • Summary: The hosts clarified that the music genre used in the Bad Bunny/Lady Gaga performance was salsa, not mariachi, correcting a previous error. One host suggested the performance was an intentional rebuttal to backlash, where Bad Bunny affirmed his belief in himself before the song. The execution of the salsa version was deemed unfortunate for the audience.
Farm Scandal and Media Negligence
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  • Key Takeaway: Rach Parcell found the photo chosen for her New York Magazine cover hurtful, suggesting the editors were negligent rather than intentionally malicious.
  • Summary: The hosts briefly addressed the Ballerina Farm scandal, noting the owner quickly shut down rumors regarding raw milk. They then shifted to Rach Parcell’s reaction to her magazine cover photo, which she felt was hurtful and poorly chosen, suggesting the editors did not know her well. The segment concluded with a dismissal of the Ballerina Farm rumors as ‘fake news.’
TV Habits and Spoiler Culture
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  • Key Takeaway: The internet demands immediate consumption of new television releases, as waiting more than 48 hours makes one susceptible to spoilers.
  • Summary: Jackie admitted to going to bed early and missing new TV episodes like Tell Me Lies and Summerhouse, feeling the latter was not compelling enough to prioritize. Claudia argued that in the current media landscape, failing to watch a show within 48 hours means one must actively avoid social media to protect against spoilers. She cited successfully avoiding The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City spoilers for three years as proof of personal responsibility.
New Mama Check-In
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  • Key Takeaway: Postpartum hair loss is expected, but the subsequent regrowth of short, spiky hairs is often the most frustrating part of the recovery process.
  • Summary: Claudia reported that her baby is still waking up frequently to eat but returns to sleep quickly, and she experienced a significant stretch of sleep recently. She is proactively using supplements like those from Nutrafol to manage expected postpartum hair loss. The regrowth phase, characterized by uncontrollable short hairs, is anticipated to be more manageable this time around due to proactive care.
Solids Introduction Frustration
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  • Key Takeaway: New parents should rely on pediatrician advice over TikTok trends when introducing solid foods, as online advice often leads to unnecessary stress.
  • Summary: Claudia expressed intense frustration with TikTok advice regarding baby-led weaning and solids, noting that trying internet methods often resulted in confusion. Her pediatrician confirmed that milk remains the primary source of nutrition at this stage, advising her to ‘calm down’ on solids. She also noted that the impending arrival of the baby’s first tooth brought unexpected sadness about losing the gummy smile.
Jill Zarin Fired Over Halftime Show
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  • Key Takeaway: E! swiftly fired Jill Zarin from ‘The Golden Life’ reunion show after her negative comments about the Bad Bunny halftime show, which Zarin’s former business, Zarin Fabrics, publicly disavowed.
  • Summary: Jill Zarin was dropped from the upcoming RHONY spin-off after posting a video criticizing the Super Bowl halftime show as the worst ever, citing the language and inappropriate content. The hosts felt this was an overreaction, arguing that people should be allowed to dislike the performance without losing a career opportunity, especially since the show was meant to embrace the women’s authentic selves. The fallout was severe enough that Zarin Fabrics posted a banner distancing itself from Jill Zarin.
Olympian’s Public Infidelity Admission
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  • Key Takeaway: Norwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Lægreid publicly admitted to cheating on his partner during a live, tearful post-medal interview, a gesture deemed ’love-bomby’ by the hosts.
  • Summary: Sturla Holm Lægreid, after winning bronze, tearfully confessed to being unfaithful to his partner three months into their six-month relationship. The hosts found the public confession awkward and felt the gesture was an attempt to use the world stage to win back his partner. They noted that cheating after only three months is arguably worse than cheating in a long-term relationship.
Britney Spears Music Rights Sale
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  • Key Takeaway: Britney Spears sold a stake in her music catalog to Primary Wave, reportedly for a sum comparable to Justin Bieber’s $200 million deal, raising financial relief concerns.
  • Summary: Britney Spears sold a stake in her iconic music catalog to Primary Wave, with TMZ suggesting the deal was worth around $200 million. The hosts expressed relief for her financial security, believing she was financially exploited during her conservatorship, but hoped she has advisors to manage the lump sum wisely. The sale is seen as a win for pop culture, potentially leading to more use of her music in media.
Unreal Snacks Endorsement
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  • Key Takeaway: Unreal snacks are promoted as a better-for-you, guilt-free candy option available at major retailers like Whole Foods and Target.
  • Summary: Unreal snacks are recommended for those who are breastfeeding or have a compulsive need for a sweet treat after meals, as they offer candy nostalgia without the guilt. Listeners can receive $2 off a bag by visiting unreal snacks.com/slash toast. The products are widely available in grocery stores including Costco and Target.
Gold Bond Hand Cream Review
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(00:47:21)
  • Key Takeaway: Gold Bond’s new scented hand creams offer 24-hour hydration in four distinct scents: Vanilla Dream, Floral Bloom, Citrus Pop, and Cedar Rain.
  • Summary: The hand creams provide clinically shown 24-hour hydration, formulated with ingredients like shea butter, niacinamide, Vitamin C, and aloe. The four scents allow moisturizing to feel like a luxury moment, and the products are recommended for on-the-go use and gifting. They can be purchased on Amazon.
Pepsi Zero Sugar Challenge Data
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(00:48:47)
  • Key Takeaway: A recent Pepsi challenge revival showed 66% of participants preferred Pepsi Zero Sugar over Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, even winning in Atlanta.
  • Summary: The Pepsi Super Bowl spot highlighted the Pepsi paradox, where taste preference often overrides brand bias in blind tests. The 2025 revival of the Pepsi challenge demonstrated that Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better to two-thirds of participants than its competitor. This victory included winning 100% of markets where the challenge was conducted.
Nanit Smart Monitor Features
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(00:50:12)
  • Key Takeaway: The Nanit smart baby monitor system now includes the Nanit Home Display option for monitor viewing without a phone, and listeners get a discount.
  • Summary: Nanit is presented as the essential smart baby monitor that tracks baby sleep scores and helps stretch sleep windows for parents. The system is available with the phone app or the exclusive Nanit Home Display, which functions as a standalone monitor. Listeners can get 20% off any camera or system by using code ’the toast’ at nanit.com.
Ansel Elgort Fatherhood Announcement
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  • Key Takeaway: Ansel Elgort announced the birth of his baby boy, sharing sentiments about fatherhood being exhilarating and exhausting, while the hosts noted the audience’s role in holding him accountable for past behavior.
  • Summary: Elgort shared that fatherhood has made him feel stronger during the day despite waking up all night, and that his child has freed him to express his own feelings. The hosts contrasted this positive news with the audience’s reaction to his past allegations, suggesting the audience’s refusal to see his movie, West Side Story, enacted a form of accountability. The hosts concluded that the audience spoke by not supporting his film.
Tom Brady Alix Earle Video Reaction
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  • Key Takeaway: Tom Brady was filmed caressing Alix Earle’s butt at a private Super Bowl party, an act described as surprisingly middle-school-like behavior.
  • Summary: The hosts characterized Tom Brady’s action as a ‘caress’ rather than a grab, noting the intimacy of the moment occurred at a private event where they felt safe from cameras. They expressed admiration for Alix Earle’s continued success despite the negative public reaction to Brady’s behavior. The pairing is considered a shocking, high-profile couple, similar to Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian.
Celebrity Relationship Predictions & Language Use
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts retracted their prediction that Kelsey Ballerini would have a baby this year following her breakup with Chase, while also reflecting on the tendency for the internet to obsess over predictability culture.
  • Summary: The breakup between Kelsey Ballerini and Chase was rapid, occurring between the Grammys and the following Monday, possibly triggered by information shared between Ballerini and Madeline Klein. The hosts admitted their own tendency to make incorrect predictions, contrasting themselves with those obsessed with ‘predictability culture.’ The segment ended with a self-correction regarding the misuse of the word ‘mariachi’ and a brief, humorous debate over the spelling and meaning of ’erudite’ and ‘precocious’.