The Toast

The Five F's: Monday, March 9th, 2026

March 9, 2026

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  • The hosts strongly oppose Daylight Saving Time, particularly the 'spring forward' transition, viewing it as an unnecessary disruption to lifestyle and friendship time. 
  • One host finished reading a historical fiction novel about Evelyn Nesbitt, sparking a discussion on historical beauty standards versus modern aesthetics. 
  • The hosts discussed the recent controversy surrounding Timothée Chalamet's comment about ballet and opera communities, noting that the backlash ironically proved his point about mass appeal in art forms. 
  • The hosts discussed Kevin Costner being spotted chatting closely with Brooks Nader in Las Vegas, noting the age difference but praising Nader's self-possession, while also acknowledging Costner's reputation for being difficult. 
  • Alix Earle expressed nervousness about how her relationships, particularly with her stepmother Ashley Dupré, will be portrayed in her upcoming reality show due to the loss of control over the editing process. 
  • Dave Portnoy announced his new memoir, "Cancel Me If You Can," leveraging the momentum of Sofia Franklyn's own book release to promote his side of their shared narrative. 

Segments

Daylight Savings Discontent
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(00:00:25)
  • Key Takeaway: Daylight Saving Time is universally disliked by the hosts, especially the spring forward time loss, which negatively impacts social plans and parental routines.
  • Summary: The hosts expressed strong disapproval of Daylight Saving Time, particularly the loss of an hour in the spring, which they feel disrupts sleep patterns and social engagements. One host lamented losing an hour of friendship time with a visiting guest due to the time change. They called for civil servants to cancel the practice entirely.
Weekend Activities and Reading
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  • Key Takeaway: One host achieved a ‘dynamic weekend’ by finishing a historical fiction novel about Evelyn Nesbitt, contrasting it with a disappointing sequel to a children’s book.
  • Summary: The host finished a historical fiction novel about Evelyn Nesbitt, a famous early 1900s showgirl, noting that modern beauty standards might not recognize her fame today. They also mentioned reading the ‘Little Blue Truck Spring Edition,’ which they strongly advised skipping as it ‘sucks.’ The weekend was framed around checking boxes for food, faith, family, and friends.
Substack and Reality TV Critique
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts critiqued the archaic nature of Instagram’s ‘Link in Bio’ system while noting the trend of food creators launching Substack newsletters for free recipes.
  • Summary: Ben launched a Substack, which is reportedly common for food creators to offer free recipes alongside cookbook sales. The hosts then heavily criticized the latest episode of a reality show about Carolyn Bessette and John Kennedy’s wedding, finding the depiction of the wedding logistics and interpersonal drama annoying and factually questionable.
Lip Gloss and Mahjong Habits
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(00:12:21)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts shared their current lip gloss preferences and revealed a shared addiction to playing Mahjong, questioning the typical cadence of play among their peers.
  • Summary: The hosts paused for a ’lip gloss’ moment, with one opting for a Fenty Beauty diamond bomb gloss. They then discussed their Mahjong habits, noting that the 2026 card is anticipated in April, and questioned if playing twice a week is too much compared to retired players who might play daily.
Celebrity News Roundup
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  • Key Takeaway: Timothée Chalamet’s ’no one cares’ comment about ballet sparked backlash, while Donna Kelce’s minor home renovations became viral news, and Rihanna’s home was shot at.
  • Summary: Timothée Chalamet is facing criticism for suggesting ballet and opera are art forms ’no one cares about anymore,’ though the hosts felt the message contained some truth regarding mass appeal. Separately, Donna Kelce’s routine replacement of windows and doors in her Florida home garnered unexpected viral attention. In more serious news, Rihanna’s mansion was shot at early Sunday morning while she was inside, leading to an arrest.
Ad Read: Armra Colostrum
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(00:43:56)
  • Key Takeaway: Armra Colostrum is promoted as a low-lift wellness hack derived from bovine colostrum, offering benefits for immune health, gut health, metabolism, hair, skin, and athletic recovery.
  • Summary: Armra Colostrum is a supplement made from harvested bovine colostrum, which is the nutrient-dense first substance produced after birth. It is presented as an easy addition to a daily routine, providing numerous health benefits for adults. Listeners can receive 30% off their first subscription order using the code ’toast’ at armra.com/toast.
Kevin Costner and Brooks Nader
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  • Key Takeaway: Kevin Costner and Brooks Nader were seen interacting in Las Vegas, leading to speculation about a romance, though the hosts doubt it will become a serious relationship given Costner’s reported difficult personality.
  • Summary: Kevin Costner and Brooks Nader were spotted talking closely at a Las Vegas event following the Zero Bond launch. The hosts referenced Luann de Lesseps’ prior interest in Costner, suggesting this sighting might be a blow to her hopes. Despite Nader being young, the hosts admire her confidence and assertiveness, noting Costner has a confirmed reputation for being difficult.
Alix Earle Reality Show Teases
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  • Key Takeaway: Alix Earle is nervous about losing control of the editing process for her reality show, anticipating that difficult conversations, especially with stepmother Ashley Dupré, will be highlighted.
  • Summary: Alix Earle admitted feeling scared about how her relationships will be portrayed in her upcoming reality show, noting that positive retractions are likely to be cut. The filming forces face-to-face conflict resolution, which is unlike how her family usually handles issues. Conversations with her stepmother, Ashley Dupré, are reportedly focused on the complexities of Ashley being a content creator alongside being Alix’s stepmom.
TikTok Pout Trend Discussion
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  • Key Takeaway: A new Gen Z facial pose called ’the pout’ is emerging on TikTok, characterized by being very top-lip heavy and appearing effortless, unlike older posing styles.
  • Summary: The hosts identified a new facial trend on TikTok called ’the pout,’ which is distinct from previous poses like the ‘smize.’ The correct execution involves emphasizing the upper lip heavily while keeping the cheeks relaxed and the overall look effortless. Ashton Earl was cited as someone who does this pose, though the hosts struggled to replicate it accurately.
Dave Portnoy Memoir Announcement
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(00:54:24)
  • Key Takeaway: Dave Portnoy announced his memoir, titled ‘Cancel Me If You Can,’ which is set for a June release and appears to capitalize on the current attention surrounding Sofia Franklyn’s book.
  • Summary: Dave Portnoy revealed his upcoming book, ‘Cancel Me If You Can,’ via an Instagram post, making it available for pre-order. The title is highly rated by the hosts for its directness and relevance to his public persona. The hosts noted that Portnoy is strategically using the momentum from Sofia Franklyn discussing him to promote his own memoir, which releases first.
Celebrity Memoir Title Critique
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  • Key Takeaway: Celebrity memoirs often feature overly rogue or unintuitive titles, contrasting with Dave Portnoy’s highly effective title and Lisa Rinna’s title referencing an iconic line.
  • Summary: The hosts criticized many celebrity memoir titles for being too abstract or strange, citing Dorit Kemsley’s and Aina’s titles as examples of poor naming choices. Lisa Rinna’s memoir, ‘These Lips Were Made for Talking,’ is praised for referencing one of her famous lines. Claudia Oshry reflected that she stuck to the recognizable ‘Girl With No Job’ for her book title but added a descriptive subtitle.
Listener Fame and Interview Dilemma
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts learned that an extremely famous person who is frequently discussed on ‘The Toast’ listens to the show daily, creating an awkward situation regarding future commentary.
  • Summary: The hosts revealed that a very famous person they often discuss is a daily listener, which makes them hesitant about continuing to talk about her. This situation reminded them of the ongoing mystery surrounding ‘Pug Casso’ from ‘The Master Singer,’ whose team offered an interview but refused to reveal the identity beforehand. The hosts refused to commit to an interview without knowing the identity of the person involved.