The Toast

Eating Potatoes and Doody: Tuesday, March 10th, 2026

March 10, 2026

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  • The hosts celebrated being named recipients of the Inc. 500 Female Founder Award, viewing it as a major career milestone. 
  • The hosts expressed strong skepticism regarding the success of the new *Baywatch* reboot, despite Brooks Nader and Noah Beck being cast. 
  • The hosts criticized Chappell Roan for complaining about paparazzi while actively participating in high-profile media events like Fashion Week, suggesting she should either protect her boundaries or stop complaining. 
  • The hosts express disbelief over the string of business failures by Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, suggesting their desperation for fame, rather than wealth, is their downfall. 
  • The hosts advise that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry might regain public favor by embracing the quiet, mysterious celebrity life they initially claimed to desire after stepping back from royal duties. 
  • In the 'Dear Toasters Advice Segment' of *The Toast*, the hosts advise a listener that a boyfriend repeatedly fleeing disagreements by going to his mother's house is a significant red flag regarding his maturity as a partner. 

Segments

Interstellar and Nolan Films
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  • Key Takeaway: One host watched Interstellar for the first time, sparking a discussion about Christopher Nolan’s work.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss one host watching Interstellar and realizing it was a Christopher Nolan film. They touch upon the casting, including Casey Affleck and Jessica Chastain, and the commitment to discuss the ending later.
Space Movies and Matt Damon
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(00:03:51)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts compare various space movies and humorously link Matt Damon’s role in The Martian to eating potatoes and ‘doody’.
  • Summary: The conversation moves to other space films like Ad Astra and Gravity. They connect these to The Martian, referencing Matt Damon’s famous scene involving potatoes and waste.
Inc. 500 Female Founder Award
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(00:05:44)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts announce their major career milestone: being named Inc. 500 Female Founders.
  • Summary: The hosts celebrate being recognized as two of the 500 recipients of the Inc. 500 Female Founder Award, attributing their success to authenticity.
Dear Toasters Segment Details
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(00:07:28)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts outline how listeners can submit advice questions and request updates if their issues were addressed.
  • Summary: They introduce the ‘Dear Toasters’ segment, providing the email and website for submissions, and asking for follow-up updates from those who received advice.
Margo’s TikTok Outfit Criticism
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(00:08:50)
  • Key Takeaway: Margo, a cool fashion worker, is receiving mean comments online for wearing basic outfits like sweaters, jeans, and boots.
  • Summary: One host discusses their sister Margo receiving online hate for her corporate outfits, which the hosts defend as highbrow fashion that ‘unemployed slavs’ don’t understand.
Viral Pout Trend on TikTok
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(00:11:15)
  • Key Takeaway: Clips of the hosts demonstrating the viral ‘pout’ trend are gaining significant traction on TikTok.
  • Summary: The hosts note their pout video is going viral, leading to a discussion about lip overlining and the difficulty of executing the look naturally.
Critique of Modern Slang
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts express disdain for certain modern phrases like ‘it’s giving’ and anthropomorphizing inanimate objects.
  • Summary: They discuss outdated phrases and specifically criticize giving pronouns to objects like purses, calling it ‘cringe’ influencer behavior.
Upward Dating App Ad
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  • Key Takeaway: Upward is recommended as a dating app that prioritizes faith and values for those seeking commitment.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss the frustration of modern dating apps and promote Upward for connecting users based on core values, avoiding ‘situationship core’.
Skims Underwear Endorsement
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(00:15:02)
  • Key Takeaway: The first layer of clothing sets the tone for the day, making quality undergarments from Skims essential.
  • Summary: They praise Skims for making supportive and comfortable bras and underwear, covering everything from full coverage briefs to sexy lingerie.
ASPCA Pet Insurance Ad
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(00:16:40)
  • Key Takeaway: ASPCA Pet Health Insurance helps manage unexpected vet bills, offering customizable plans and a $25 Amazon gift card bonus.
  • Summary: The hosts advocate for pet insurance to cover vet bills, noting the ASPCA’s long history and offering a promotional incentive for enrollment.
Goldbond Collagen Lotion Ad
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(00:18:05)
  • Key Takeaway: Goldbond Plumping Collagen is a lightweight, hydrating serum lotion clinically shown to visibly plump skin quickly.
  • Summary: They discuss using the Goldbond product for dry winter skin, noting it is lightweight, non-greasy, and suitable for both face and body.
Baywatch Reboot Casting News
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(00:19:32)
  • Key Takeaway: Brooks Nader and Noah Beck are cast in the Fox Baywatch reboot, though the hosts feel the franchise is cursed.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss the casting news, expressing excitement for Brooks Nader but pessimism about the reboot’s success, suggesting Brooks should be in a Christopher Nolan movie instead.
Chappell Roan vs. Paparazzi
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(00:28:12)
  • Key Takeaway: Chappell Roan confronted paparazzi in Paris, leading the hosts to suggest she should stop putting herself in those situations if she dislikes fame.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss Chappell Roan filming paparazzi who were aggressively pursuing her. They argue that celebrities must protect themselves or stop attending events like Fashion Week.
Dakota Johnson Calvin Klein Shoot
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(00:32:20)
  • Key Takeaway: Dakota Johnson’s sexy Calvin Klein campaign is seen as iconic, though the hosts note she is often overlooked in nepotism discussions.
  • Summary: They review Dakota Johnson’s new, revealing Calvin Klein campaign, noting she looks amazing and has a high public approval score despite her privileged background.
Critique of Celebrity Ventures
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(00:41:45)
  • Key Takeaway: Skepticism regarding the business success and international expansion claims of famous individuals.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss the perceived failures of various business ventures (jams, podcasts, TV shows) by famous people, noting a pattern of failed businesses and poor synergy in branding like ‘As Ever’.
Baked by Melissa Sponsor Read
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(00:47:28)
  • Key Takeaway: Baked by Melissa bite-sized cupcakes are recommended as an effortless, thoughtful gift for any occasion.
  • Summary: A detailed promotion for Baked by Melissa, highlighting their handcrafted quality, beautiful packaging, fast shipping, and offering listeners 20% off using the code ’toast'.
NutriFol Sponsor Read
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(00:48:51)
  • Key Takeaway: NutriFol is promoted as a dermatologist-recommended, clinically tested supplement supporting hair health from within, tailored to different life stages.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss the ineffectiveness of quick-fix hair products and endorse NutriFol for its science-backed approach, offering listeners $10 off their first month with promo code ’the toast'.
Wayfair Sponsor Read
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(00:50:24)
  • Key Takeaway: Wayfair offers furniture and decor for every style and budget, with easy assembly and fast shipping, perfect for spring refreshing.
  • Summary: A segment encouraging listeners to refresh their homes using Wayfair, noting the ease of assembly and the usefulness of customer-submitted photos in reviews.
Dak Prescott Engagement Split
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(00:51:49)
  • Key Takeaway: The mutual decision to call off Dak Prescott’s wedding five weeks before the date is shocking, suggesting an underlying, serious issue.
  • Summary: The hosts react to the news of Dak Prescott and Sarah Jane Ramos ending their engagement, questioning the ‘mutual decision’ claim given the short timeline and their two children.
Advice: Boyfriend’s Mom Reliance
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(00:53:53)
  • Key Takeaway: A boyfriend fleeing minor disagreements to his mother in another state is a significant red flag regarding his maturity as a partner.
  • Summary: The first ‘Deer Toaster’ question addresses a boyfriend who retreats to his mother in Connecticut after small fights while living with his girlfriend in New Jersey. The hosts advise confrontation.
Advice: Husband’s Sleepover Behavior
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(00:56:40)
  • Key Takeaway: While the behavior (sharing one glass of wine during a male sleepover) is odd, the lack of secrecy suggests immaturity rather than hidden sexuality.
  • Summary: A listener asks if her husband is gay after he had a sleepover at his friend’s parents’ house, drinking heavily. The hosts focus on the immaturity of the sleepover itself.
Advice: ChatGPT Birthday Card
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(00:59:52)
  • Key Takeaway: Using AI to write a heartfelt card can be viewed as thoughtful effort if the sender genuinely meant the sentiment expressed.
  • Summary: The final advice segment discusses a boyfriend using ChatGPT to write a birthday card. The hosts ultimately suggest changing perspective to see it as thoughtful effort to articulate deep feelings.
Episode Wrap-up and Thanks
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(01:03:07)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts thank listeners for writing in and remind them where to find The Toast podcast and YouTube channel.
  • Summary: The hosts conclude the ‘Deer Toasters’ segment, thank the audience, and promote subscribing to The Toast on YouTube and various podcast platforms.