The Toast

Baby Mama Trauma: Tuesday, March 17th, 2026

March 17, 2026

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  • The hosts opened the episode by discussing Jackie's need to bring breast milk to Claudia for antibodies due to a family virus, which explains the Tuesday recording date. 
  • Claudia is experiencing a migraine, necessitating the wearing of large sunglasses during the recording of The Toast. 
  • The hosts expressed strong negative opinions regarding the alleged domestic abuse involving Taylor and Dakota from 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,' with one host stating they are 'out' on the show's entertainment value due to the severity of the allegations. 
  • The hosts dedicated significant time to discussing the highly publicized installation of new windows at Donna Kelce's home, noting TMZ's intense coverage of the event. 
  • The conversation touched upon Joe Burrow partying after the Oscars with Alex Earl, Stassie Karanikolaou, and Tate McRae, leading to speculation about his current romantic situation. 
  • Lizzo is releasing a rhyming children's book titled 'Lil Lizzo meets Sasha B Flutin' aimed at encouraging passion and purpose in young people, which the hosts found surprisingly endearing despite initial skepticism. 

Segments

Opening Banter and Tuesday Reason
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(00:00:03)
  • Key Takeaway: The episode is recorded on a Tuesday because Jackie provided Claudia with breast milk containing antibodies for her child.
  • Summary: The hosts greet listeners and confirm the day is Tuesday, which is unusual for their schedule. This is explained by an ‘back alley breast milk exchange’ where Jackie provided antibodies for Claudia’s family virus. Breast milk is praised for its magical, protective science.
Migraine and Sunglasses Reveal
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(00:02:23)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia is wearing Bottega sunglasses indoors due to suffering from a full-blown migraine, not being hungover.
  • Summary: Claudia addresses speculation that she is hungover, clarifying she has a migraine requiring protection from the studio lights. Jackie notes she has never hosted ‘The Toast’ with a migraine before. The hosts briefly discuss the difficulty of keeping eyes closed while talking.
Secret Lives Recap and Family Tree
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(00:03:43)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts are currently watching episodes of ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ and noted the presence of several associated figures like Harry Chowsey and Alex Warren.
  • Summary: The lead story is a recap of ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,’ which the hosts note is hard to spoil as events are already public. They joke about creating a family tree of associated figures appearing on the show. The discussion briefly touches on their future podcast project, ‘Namesake.’
Color Theory and Paint Names
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(00:06:03)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts debated the subjective nature of color perception and expressed fascination with Benjamin Moore’s paint color named ‘Mayonnaise.’
  • Summary: The conversation pivots to color theory, questioning if two people see the same color when described by name. Claudia is considering painting a room with the Benjamin Moore shade ‘Mayonnaise,’ finding the name both repulsive and intriguing. They conclude that color perception is inherently subjective without shared references.
Upcoming Patreon Content
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(00:10:30)
  • Key Takeaway: Patreon subscribers can look forward to a professional color analysis and birth chart readings on Friday and the following week, respectively.
  • Summary: The color analysis session is scheduled for Friday, which Claudia is excited about despite fearing jewel tones might be recommended over her preferred pastels. They are also bringing in professionals for birth chart readings for the Patreon community. Claudia is open to the birth chart analysis, especially concerning her children.
Programming Note and Show Eras
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(00:11:06)
  • Key Takeaway: Due to Claudia’s migraine, the planned ‘Dear Toasters’ segment has been moved to the following day, leaving more time for current news.
  • Summary: Claudia announces the postponement of the ‘Dear Toasters’ segment because her migraine prevents her from reading fine print. She notes that the release schedule of ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ creates fun, concentrated ’eras’ for podcast coverage. Claudia shares a deep personal connection to the show, as it provided distraction during her postpartum period.
Favorite ‘Secret Lives’ Cast Member
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(00:12:15)
  • Key Takeaway: Whitney Leavitt has transformed from a disliked figure to ‘America’s sweetheart,’ while Taylor Frankie’s grace period for chaotic behavior has ended.
  • Summary: Claudia expresses partiality toward Jessie due to her positive appearance on ‘The Toast,’ but generally judges the art. She notes the dynamic nature of the show, citing Whitney’s redemption arc and Michaela’s relatable human moment as examples. Both hosts agree that Taylor Frankie’s chaotic operation is no longer forgivable, especially given her status as a woman with agency and children.
Huda Mustafa Child Threat Allegations
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(00:40:15)
  • Key Takeaway: Huda Mustafa allegedly threatened her boyfriend’s young son and the child’s mother, leading to an order of protection against Huda.
  • Summary: The baby mama of Huda Mustafa’s boyfriend, Louis Russell, filed for an order of protection after Huda allegedly showed up at her house threatening suicide and harm to the children. The hosts feel validated in their initial negative assessment of Huda from her time on ‘Love Island.’ They emphasize that endangering children crosses a line beyond typical reality TV toxicity.
Squarespace and Built Rewards Ads
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(00:44:25)
  • Key Takeaway: Squarespace offers an AI-enhanced platform for building professional websites, while Built Rewards incentivizes renters by rewarding them for paying their largest monthly expense.
  • Summary: Squarespace is promoted as an all-in-one platform utilizing AI to quickly create professional, customizable websites for various needs, including e-commerce and portfolios. Built Rewards is highlighted as a loyalty program that converts rent payments into rewards, helping renters build equity or benefits from their largest expense.
Squarespace Website Services Ad Read
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(00:45:05)
  • Key Takeaway: Squarespace offers AI-enhanced design partners, SEO tools, and the ability to sell anything via their customizable website templates.
  • Summary: Squarespace provides tools for creating websites, digital portfolios, and showcasing offerings with customizable designs. They utilize AI-enhanced design partners and offer features like appointment scheduling, email marketing, and domain purchasing assistance. Listeners can get 10% off their first purchase using the code ’toast’ at their dedicated link.
Built Rewards Loyalty Program Ad
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(00:45:51)
  • Key Takeaway: Built Rewards now allows members to earn points on mortgage payments in addition to rent, redeemable for travel, Amazon, and local benefits.
  • Summary: Built is a loyalty program rewarding renters for their largest monthly expense, rent, with points usable for flights, hotels, and Amazon purchases. The program has expanded to reward mortgage payments, offering exclusive benefits at over 45,000 neighborhood partners. Listeners can join using the link joinbuilt.com/toast.
Roeback Activewear New Drops
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(00:47:24)
  • Key Takeaway: Roeback launched new athletic dresses and skorts as part of the Vista collection, featuring soft, smoothing fabric that minimizes the appearance of cellulite.
  • Summary: Roeback released new active dresses and skorts, continuing the success of their biker short sets, which previously sold out quickly. The fabric is noted for being very soft and smoothing, providing support without feeling tight. Listeners can use the code ’toast’ for 20% off their first order at roback.com.
Donna Kelce Window Installation Update
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(00:48:57)
  • Key Takeaway: TMZ documented window installers replacing nine of Donna Kelce’s windows with new four-panel impact windows, treating the event as developing news.
  • Summary: Workers from New South Window Solutions were seen installing bright, shiny four-panel windows at Donna Kelce’s residence to replace older, semi-sealed units. TMZ staked out the location to report on the installation, which is being treated with ongoing coverage, though the status of six planned door replacements remains unknown. The hosts found the intense media coverage of this mundane event humorous.
Personal Anecdotes on Morning Routines
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(00:50:50)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts shared personal struggles with optimizing morning routines, including forgetting to brush teeth and the desire to wake up before children to gain personal time.
  • Summary: One host admitted to forgetting to brush her teeth due to a rushed morning spent caring for a sick child and preparing soup. The desire to wake up before children to scroll on a phone, make coffee, and prepare for the day was expressed as a maternal dream. The difficulty of maintaining early morning workouts, even before having children, was also noted.
Kris Jenner’s Success Habits and Vanity Fair Interview
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(00:52:52)
  • Key Takeaway: Kris Jenner attributes her success to waking up at (4:30) AM to maximize hours in the day, contrasting with Jake Shane’s perceived overcommitment to opportunities like the Vanity Fair interview.
  • Summary: Kris Jenner’s practice of waking up at (4:30) AM is cited as a method for feeling like she has more hours than others. Jake Shane’s interview with Kris Jenner at the Vanity Fair event was scrutinized, with the hosts suggesting he should be more selective about accepting every opportunity offered to him. They believe he needs to start saying ’no’ to maintain his status.
Joe Burrow Post-Oscars Party Sightings
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(00:54:12)
  • Key Takeaway: Joe Burrow was seen leaving an Oscars after-party in a car with Alex Earl, Stassie Karanikolaou, and Tate McRae, leading to speculation about his dating life.
  • Summary: The sighting included Jake Shane in the car, though he was omitted from headlines focusing on Burrow and the three female influencers. The hosts debated which of the women might be connected to Burrow, noting his previous girlfriend resembled Alex Earl. Stassie Karanikolaou was deemed capable of handling a relationship with an elite profile due to her social circle.
Coldplay Kiss Cam HR Executive Interview
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(00:58:06)
  • Key Takeaway: The HR executive involved in the Coldplay kiss cam controversy appeared on Oprah to defend her relationship with the CEO as a ‘bonding experience’ rather than an affair.
  • Summary: The host expressed minimal interest in the content of the interview itself, focusing instead on the production aspect. The most interesting detail noted was that Oprah filmed her podcast in front of a live studio audience, a concept the hosts considered for their own show.
Lizzo Children’s Book Announcement
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(00:59:00)
  • Key Takeaway: Lizzo is releasing a rhyming children’s book, ‘Lil Lizzo meets Sasha B Flutin,’ designed to teach children that passion leads to purpose and fulfilling dreams.
  • Summary: The book features Lizzo’s flute-playing alter ego and includes an original song, aiming to inspire young readers to pick up classical instruments. A sample page rhymed about attracting a crowd while fluting, though the hosts questioned the use of the word ‘ham’ for drummers. The overall message about passion leading to purpose was praised.
Movie David and Christian Music
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(01:00:25)
  • Key Takeaway: The movie ‘David’ is highly recommended as this generation’s equivalent of ‘The Prince of Egypt,’ featuring powerful music like the song ‘Follow the Light.’
  • Summary: The movie ‘David,’ about King David, was described as powerful, with one host noting its soundtrack integrated into their Spotify. The song ‘Follow the Light’ features Phil Wickham, who is prominent in the Christian pop scene. The hosts felt the film deserved Oscar nominations for its music.