The Toast

Auntie Body For Auntie Anne's: Wednesday, March 18th, 2026

March 18, 2026

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  • The hosts discussed the complex and conflicting narratives surrounding Taylor Frankie Paul's domestic violence investigation, noting suspicion around the timing of the allegations relative to her Bachelorette premiere. 
  • The conversation heavily criticized the 'Dad Talk' concept associated with Jordan and Jesse as demeaning to the women in their lives and a mockery of the established 'Mom Talk' dynamic. 
  • The hosts expressed concern over the overall mental and relational health of the cast members featured on the show being discussed, noting multiple separations and signs of strain due to fame and lifestyle changes. 
  • The hosts speculate that the current season of events surrounding Taylor Frankie Paul and the domestic violence investigation is heading towards disaster, noting the loss of Cinnabon as a significant consequence. 
  • The trailer for the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary special generated significant excitement for the hosts, particularly because Miley Cyrus will be singing 'Best of Both Worlds' and 'The Climb'. 
  • The hosts debated the casting for 'White Lotus' Season 4, noting the inclusion of Charlie Hall (Julia Louis-Dreyfus's son) and speculating on potential cover models for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, including Whoopi Goldberg as a dark horse guess. 

Segments

Opening Banter and Migraine Update
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(00:00:03)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts confirmed the episode was recorded on a Wednesday, marking a return to the traditional day after a delay due to a severe migraine.
  • Summary: The episode opened with greetings, confirming it was Wednesday, which felt like a ‘hump day’ for the hosts. One host apologized for missing the previous day’s recording due to an all-day migraine. Despite the migraine, the host managed to win three games of mahjong.
Ben Platt Talent Acknowledgment
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(00:01:36)
  • Key Takeaway: Despite personal dislike for Ben Platt, the hosts acknowledged his undeniable talent, particularly regarding his performance in the Broadway version of ‘Dear Evan Hansen’.
  • Summary: The discussion pivoted to Ben Platt, with one host admitting that despite hating him, his talent is undeniable, noting that anything he touches turns to gold. They contrasted the success of the Broadway show with the failure of the movie adaptation, which one host found boring enough to leave the theater early. The movie’s failure was attributed to Platt insisting on playing a 15-year-old at age 28, requiring heavy prosthetics.
Connor Leavitt’s Magic Hobby
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(00:03:20)
  • Key Takeaway: Connor Leavitt was named the ‘businessman of the week’ for taking up the niche hobby of magic and sleight of hand.
  • Summary: Connor Leavitt was celebrated for choosing magic as a hobby, suggesting it is a better pursuit for men than phone gambling. Zach Affleck’s supportive reaction to the news of Leavitt’s magic practice was noted as positive. The hosts agreed that mentalism, like that performed by Oz Pearlman, would make someone an excellent contestant on ‘Traitors’.
Bedtime Blanket Tug-of-War
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(00:07:04)
  • Key Takeaway: The host expressed ’the ick’ over her husband aggressively pulling the blanket away during the night, asserting that covers should default to the woman in a shared bed.
  • Summary: A listener submitted a ‘Dear Toasters’ question about her husband aggressively tugging the blanket away during sleep, causing her to wake up unbundled. The hosts agreed that if a blanket shortage occurs, it should go to the woman, comparing the act to a man boarding a lifeboat first. They also briefly discussed optimal duvet sizes for different beds, noting the appeal of the Alaskan King size for co-sleeping families.
Taylor Frankie Paul DV Investigation
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(00:26:22)
  • Key Takeaway: Taylor Frankie Paul stated she has ’never put a hand on my children’ while acknowledging the ongoing domestic violence investigation coinciding with her Bachelorette premiere.
  • Summary: Taylor Frankie Paul addressed the investigation at a press preview, calling the timing ‘heavy’ and unfortunate, as she has never enjoyed a premiere fully. The hosts noted conflicting information, including a TikTok theory suggesting the reporting party (Dakota) is often the aggressor in such situations, and past claims that Dakota sabotages her good news. The hosts found it confusing that she remains engaged with Dakota if he is as toxic as alleged, despite his perceived decency as a father.
Critique of ‘Dad Talk’ Concept
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(00:37:47)
  • Key Takeaway: The ‘Dad Talk’ concept, where the husbands mockingly copy the wives’ ‘Mom Talk’ brand, is viewed as insulting, demeaning to the women, and detrimental to their professional success.
  • Summary: The hosts strongly disliked the ‘Dad Talk’ entity, viewing it as mockery and an attempt to ride the coattails of the wives’ established brands. They argued that every dollar directed to ‘Dad Talk’ takes away from the wives’ earnings and that the concept gives men an excuse to criticize their wives’ dedication to their careers. The behavior of Jordan, in particular, wearing self-made ‘Dad Talk’ merchandise, was cited as deeply frustrating.
Slamao Marriages Deteriorating
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(00:44:03)
  • Key Takeaway: The current season of the show being discussed is heading towards disaster, evidenced by multiple relationship breakdowns and a noticeable loss of religious foundation among the cast members.
  • Summary: The hosts believe the current season is heading for disaster, pointing out that Mason and Layla have broken up, Mikael and Jace are separated, and Jesse and Jordan are near divorce. They noted that Jen and Zach, who were previously religious, are showing signs of losing their faith, which is destabilizing, especially since their marriage was centered on those beliefs.
Slamos Faith and Disaster Trajectory
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(00:43:14)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts believe Jesse Slama’s reported change in faith and reduced church attendance after achieving fame is destabilizing for her marriage and faith community.
  • Summary: Jesse Slama’s reported return to church after two years is viewed as significant given the church’s central role in her life. The hosts suggest that such a drastic change in faith, especially when coupled with her recent fame, is detrimental to her marriage, which is also centered on that faith. They conclude that the overall situation surrounding the Slama family appears to be heading toward disaster.
Cinnabon and Auntie Anne’s Play
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(00:44:23)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts engaged in an impromptu, non-sponsored promotion for Cinnabon, joking about a potential ‘Cinnabon club’ and suggesting an ‘Auntie Body for Auntie Anne’s’ crossover.
  • Summary: The hosts made a joke about Cinnabon losing Taylor Frankie Paul, leading to a brief, unscripted promotion using a fake discount code. They then proposed the idea of an ‘Anti-N’s’ segment, linking Auntie Anne’s (Anti-Anne’s) with Cinnabon due to their shared parent company.
Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Excitement
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(00:45:22)
  • Key Takeaway: The release of the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary special trailer, featuring Miley Cyrus singing key songs, restored the hosts’ faith in the project.
  • Summary: The trailer confirmed that Miley Cyrus will perform ‘Best of Both Worlds’ and ‘The Climb,’ which thrilled the hosts as singing was their primary concern. They noted that Miley Cyrus remains ageless when wearing the wig, looking as if no time has passed since the show’s original run. The special is scheduled for March 24th.
Alix Earle SI Swimsuit & Skincare Launch
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(00:48:50)
  • Key Takeaway: Alix Earle was revealed as one of the models in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and she simultaneously launched a cryptic skincare teaser account.
  • Summary: Alix Earle posed in a pearl-covered bikini for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, joining a slate of models including Camille Kostik. The hosts expressed confusion over SI’s rollout strategy of releasing multiple spreads before the final cover. Separately, Earle launched an Instagram account titled ‘What the Fuck Is Alex Doing?’ teasing a skincare line launch, leveraging her influence in skin health.
White Lotus Season 4 Casting Details
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(00:54:17)
  • Key Takeaway: The confirmed cast for ‘White Lotus’ Season 4, set in France and the French Riviera, includes Max Greenfield and Charlie Hall, Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s son.
  • Summary: The new cast additions for Season 4 include Max Greenfield, Kumail Nanjiani, Chloe Bennet, Charlie Hall, and Jarrad Paul, joining previously announced stars like Sandra Oh and Helena Bonham Carter. The season will be set in Paris and multiple locations along the French Riviera. The hosts noted that Chloe Bennett is known for ‘Agents of Shield’ and that Charlie Hall’s casting provides a namesake opportunity.
Zendaya Marriage Rumors & Fashion History
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(00:59:48)
  • Key Takeaway: Zendaya addressed marriage rumors by sharing a spoof wedding video, while her recent red carpet look referenced a 2015 Versace gown that previously drew controversy.
  • Summary: Zendaya used a spoof video to dismiss ongoing marriage rumors with Tom Holland, though the hosts expressed indifference to their marital status. At a recent premiere, she re-wore a 2015 Versace gown, prompting Law Roach to reference the infamous incident where Giuliana Rancic commented on Zendaya’s dreadlocks and alleged scent.
Advice Segment: Husband’s Coworker Relationship
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(01:02:31)
  • Key Takeaway: A wife should be concerned about her 30-year-old husband’s inappropriate workplace behavior with a 50-year-old female coworker, especially since she called him after a car crash.
  • Summary: The hosts advised the letter writer that the husband’s behavior is inappropriate, noting that if the genders were reversed, it would certainly be seen as inappropriate. They stressed that the husband needs boundaries, as a coworker should not be his emergency contact for roadside incidents. The hosts suggested the husband is giving too much of himself in the workplace.
Advice Segment: Unannounced Father-in-Law Visits
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(01:04:49)
  • Key Takeaway: The listener is not crazy to be annoyed by unannounced visits from her father-in-law while she works from home, but she should consider the privilege of having family childcare.
  • Summary: The hosts agreed that the mother-in-law should send a text notification when the father-in-law arrives, as the listener wants awareness of who is in her home. However, they emphasized that having family provide free childcare is a significant privilege that should not be taken for granted. If the concern is safety, the listener should examine her trust in the mother-in-law, who is supervising.
Advice Segment: Boyfriend’s Frequent Cruises
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(01:09:52)
  • Key Takeaway: A boyfriend taking monthly cruises, alone or with a male friend, is highly unusual behavior that warrants direct questioning from his girlfriend, regardless of his sexuality.
  • Summary: The hosts agreed that going on a cruise once a month is abnormal behavior that suggests the boyfriend is hiding something major, though they do not believe his sexuality is the primary issue. They advised the friend to ask direct questions about the cruises, such as who he goes with and what he does, rather than immediately jumping to conclusions about him being gay. The frequency of the trips suggests either a secret lifestyle or a potential influencer career.
Final Thoughts on Taylor Frankie Paul
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(01:16:20)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts ended by questioning Taylor Frankie Paul’s innocence, citing the fact that other women stopped filming with her as a significant piece of evidence suggesting wrongdoing.
  • Summary: One host expressed a desire to take Taylor Frankie Paul’s side if the allegations against her are untrue, calling such a situation cruel. However, the other host countered by pointing out that the other women in her circle stopped filming with her. This cessation of filming is presented as a key piece of information suggesting that the group dynamic shifted due to her actions.