The Toast

A Decades Long Troll: Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026

March 3, 2026

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  • Claudia Oshry is currently the subject of significant online attention due to a decade-long trolling campaign by a new cast member of *The Real Housewives of New York* reboot, Haley Glassman. 
  • The hosts discussed the newly announced cast for *The Real Housewives of New York* reboot, noting the retention of Sai De Silva, Erin Lichy, and Jessel Taank, and the addition of Erica Hammond, Daisy Toy, and Haley Glassman, while expressing confusion over Carol Radziwill's return. 
  • The conversation included a tangent on the difficulty of academic citation (bibliographies) and recurring stress dreams about unfinished college coursework, contrasting with the hosts' current professional lives. 
  • The hosts express enthusiasm for Netflix releasing concert films, like the upcoming Harry Styles one, and wish the streamer would continue this format. 
  • The hosts speculate on the name for the merged Paramount and HBO streaming service, leaning toward something other than Paramount due to political associations. 
  • The advice segment strongly advises the toaster whose boyfriend reacted negatively to her getting Botox that this is not an immediate red flag, but warns that controlling behavior regarding finances in the future would be a major issue. 

Segments

Show Intro and Claudia’s News
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(00:00:03)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia Oshry is currently the subject of significant online attention due to a decade-long trolling campaign by a new cast member of The Real Housewives of New York reboot, Haley Glassman.
  • Summary: The episode opens with the hosts introducing The Toast and immediately addressing Claudia being the center of news. Claudia confirms she has ‘main character energy’ because a new Real Housewives of New York cast member has been trolling her for nearly ten years. This drama stems from a TikTok Claudia posted regarding the Bravo universe news.
Redheads Podcast Format Changes
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(00:02:23)
  • Key Takeaway: The Redheads podcast is undergoing significant format rejiggering, similar to when the show first began.
  • Summary: Claudia mentions conversing with Satchel while recording Redheads, noting that many changes are brewing for the show. The format is currently being rejiggered, reminiscent of the early days when everything felt new and lacked a set structure. This period is described as very exciting for the community involved.
Unabomber Theory and Richard Jewell
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(00:03:16)
  • Key Takeaway: A specific Unabomber manifesto point suggests running a red light when no other cars are present, which the hosts contrast with civic responsibility.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss the Unabomber after mentioning the topic on Redheads, noting that Jonathan Haidt is sometimes compared to the Unabomber of the current era regarding radical thoughts on technology. The specific theory discussed involves running a red light when no traffic is coming, which the Unabomber cited as anti-government behavior. The segment concludes with a brief mention of the movie Richard Jewell, who was wrongly implicated in a bombing.
RHOBH Reunion and Bartender Drama
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(00:06:59)
  • Key Takeaway: Amanda Frances received a ‘good showing’ on Watch What Happens Live by directly addressing criticisms about her business and perceived tackiness.
  • Summary: Claudia recaps watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finale and Watch What Happens Live, noting Amanda Frances’s direct confrontation of accusations that her business is a scam. A bartender on the show, the ‘Redhead,’ accidentally insulted Amanda during the reunion, leading to an awkward exchange that was barely aired. Claudia enjoys watching Watch What Happens Live for contextualizing the primary source drama.
College Stress and Bibliography Trauma
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(00:09:07)
  • Key Takeaway: The meticulous and often pointless nature of formatting MLA bibliographies is cited as a low point of academic life that offered no meaningful preparation for adulthood.
  • Summary: The hosts bond over their shared relief at never having to write another bibliography, describing the process as one of the lowest points of their lives. Claudia felt her poorly constructed bibliographies were a window into how little she cared about the underlying essay. Recurring nightmares about being one credit short or forgetting to attend a college class are also common stressors.
Sponsor Reads: Tech, Athleisure, Skincare
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(00:12:47)
  • Key Takeaway: Velvet Caviar is offering a BOGO deal on tech accessories, Roeback has restocked its popular mock neck and launched biker short sets, and ClearStem introduced a new hydrating face and neck mask.
  • Summary: Velvet Caviar, a female-founded brand, is promoting a buy-one-get-one-free offer on phone cases and accessories using code ’toast’. Roeback is pushing its Princess Diana-inspired athleisure, specifically the restocked mock neck and new biker short sets, offering 20% off first orders with code ’toast’. ClearStem is promoting its Glass Effect Instant Hydrating Face and Neck Mask, emphasizing the importance of neck skincare to combat ‘Tech Neck’.
RHONY Reboot Cast Analysis
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(00:17:33)
  • Key Takeaway: The RHONY reboot cast features returning favorites Sai, Erin, and Jessel, alongside new addition Erica Hammond, whose background includes co-founding Rumble and WWE experience.
  • Summary: Bravo announced the new RHONY cast, keeping three familiar faces and adding Erica Hammond, Daisy Toy, and Haley Glassman. Claudia knew Erica Hammond, describing her as a perfect casting choice due to her wealth, fitness background, and connection to Rumble. Claudia discovered that Haley Glassman, one of the new cast members, has been a persistent online troll targeting her weight for almost a decade.
Alex Earl’s Breakup Emotions
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(00:31:59)
  • Key Takeaway: Alex Earl publicly shared her intense emotional difficulty seeing ex-boyfriend Braxton Berrios for the first time since their breakup, leading to speculation they should reconcile.
  • Summary: Alex Earl posted a TikTok sobbing after seeing Braxton Berrios, admitting it was tough seeing him go from best friend to stranger in the same room. The hosts noted that Alex mentioned dyeing her hair brown was postponed until after seeing him, suggesting she was prioritizing her appearance for the encounter. The hosts concluded that her visible sadness suggests the breakup might have been a mistake, rooting for their reconciliation.
Dax Shepard Memoir Details
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(00:36:47)
  • Key Takeaway: Dax Shepard revealed on his podcast that his forthcoming memoir will detail his experiences with childhood sexual abuse, which he previously only spoke about generally.
  • Summary: Dax Shepard shared the news while speaking with Marcus Mumford about abuse, stating that writing down the specific details of his molestation was a major hurdle. The hosts suggested potential memoir titles referencing his podcast, like ‘Armchair Expert’ or ‘In the Arms of a Chair.’ They anticipate the book will be strong due to his high-profile marriage, addiction history, and polarizing public persona.
Harry Styles Netflix Concert Film
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(00:42:47)
  • Key Takeaway: Harry Styles is releasing a concert film on Netflix this Sunday, recorded two days prior on Friday, exclusively showcasing his new album, Kiss All the Time, Disco.
  • Summary: The concert film, One Night in Manchester, will be beamed out worldwide on the streamer shortly after the album drops. The hosts appreciate this format because it is live-to-tape, allowing for editing of mistakes without being overly produced like some previous concert films. They view this as an inventive way for Harry Styles to promote his new music.
Harry Styles Netflix Concert Film
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(00:44:03)
  • Key Takeaway: Concert films, especially documentary/concert hybrids, are highly desired content formats by the hosts.
  • Summary: The hosts view the Harry Styles concert film on Netflix as inventive and hope streaming services produce more of these concert films. They note that visual albums are less accessible than structured concert films that provide context for the songs. Ben Platt’s concert film on Netflix is cited as an example of high-quality content in this genre that they wish would return.
HBO and Paramount Streamer Merger
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(00:45:52)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts prefer the HBO brand name over Paramount for the merged streaming service due to Paramount’s political entanglements.
  • Summary: Paramount and HBO announced a merger, prompting speculation on the new service’s name. The hosts feel the HBO name carries significant historical brand weight associated with quality programming. They suggest ‘Box’ as a potential element in the new name, avoiding Paramount due to its perceived political controversies.
Sponsor Read: Bull and Branch
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(00:47:37)
  • Key Takeaway: Bull and Branch bedding is promoted for its buttery soft, organic cotton sheets and waffle blankets that improve with washing.
  • Summary: Bull and Branch offers home accessories, specializing in bedding made from 100% organic cotton. Their signature sheets are known for becoming softer with every wash, and the waffle blanket provides warmth without excessive weight. The brand offers a 30-night worry-free guarantee.
Sponsor Read: Squarespace
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(00:49:12)
  • Key Takeaway: Squarespace is an all-in-one platform offering AI design tools and SEO features for building professional websites.
  • Summary: Squarespace provides tools for claiming domains, showcasing offerings, and getting paid online, suitable for e-commerce, side hustles, or artists. Users can start with Blueprint AI or use professionally designed templates. The platform includes SEO tools and allows for showcasing videos and collecting donations.
Sponsor Read: Neuro Gum
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(00:50:31)
  • Key Takeaway: Neuro Gum and Mints offer clean energy and focus without the crash associated with heavily caffeinated or sugary drinks.
  • Summary: Neuro products provide focused energy using ingredients like American ginseng for mental clarity, avoiding jitters and sugar crashes. A pilot study showed participants reached a high attention state 21.4% faster using their mints. They also offer caffeine-free sleep mints containing melatonin and chamomile.
Justin Timberlake DWI Lawsuit
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(00:52:06)
  • Key Takeaway: Justin Timberlake is suing Sag Harbor to block the release of his DWI dash cam footage, claiming it depicts him in an ‘acutely vulnerable state.’
  • Summary: Timberlake’s lawsuit seeks to prevent the release of body cam footage requested under the Freedom of Information Act. His lawyer argues the video would cause ‘severe and irreparable harm’ to his reputation. The hosts believe drawing attention to the footage through the lawsuit will likely backfire, especially in a small town like Sag Harbor.
Advice: Boyfriend Botox Reaction
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(00:57:20)
  • Key Takeaway: A boyfriend’s strong negative reaction to his partner getting Botox is likely a common male rite of passage, not an immediate red flag for future control.
  • Summary: The hosts suggest many boyfriends react strongly to Botox, often viewing it as unnecessary or taking a moral high ground, but this alone is not a sign of future financial control. Transparency about medical procedures is good, but if controlling behavior is absent elsewhere, this incident should be viewed as an overreaction rather than a pattern. The toaster should ensure she maintains personal accounts if joint finances are a future concern.
Advice: Unmotivated Husband
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(01:00:03)
  • Key Takeaway: Despite the husband’s loyalty during a cancer diagnosis, the wife’s concerns about his lack of discipline and ambition warrant serious intervention, possibly counseling.
  • Summary: The toaster married young and feels she is managing her husband rather than partnering with him due to his lack of motivation in career and responsibility areas. Because the husband proved his loyalty during a life-or-death situation (cancer), the marriage is deemed worth saving through serious effort, potentially including spiritual counseling. The hosts advise exhausting all avenues before leaving, as a good, loyal man is hard to find.
Advice: Mahjong Set Drama
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(01:04:29)
  • Key Takeaway: The friend who borrowed the toaster’s mahjong set four times without inviting the owner to play with her group must be immediately cut off from borrowing the set.
  • Summary: The friend was introduced to the game by the toaster but now plays with her own group using the toaster’s set without extending an invitation. The friend also fails to return the set promptly, indicating poor friendship etiquette. The hosts strongly advise the toaster to stop lending the set immediately, as this behavior is disrespectful.