Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III

November 28, 2025

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  • The Thanksgiving stories shared by listeners on *Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard*'s episode *Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III* involve extreme chaos, including severe alcohol-induced vomiting incidents and a propane heater explosion in a tent. 
  • One listener's Thanksgiving disaster involved an uncle vomiting copious amounts of Jack and Coke onto the dining table, leading the host aunt to prioritize shampooing her new white carpets over salvaging the meal. 
  • Another story detailed a multi-day family health crisis stemming from Norovirus contracted during a desert trip, which subsequently spread among 12 people crammed into an 800-square-foot apartment during the holiday. 
  • The Thanksgiving celebrations shared by the 'Armcherries' on this episode of "Armchair Anonymous: Thanksgiving III" of the "Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard" are characterized by an astonishing and recurring series of severe, near-miss accidents involving family members and dangerous activities. 
  • The severity of the reported incidents, ranging from explosions and severe burns to near-fatal chainsaw and bear spray accidents, suggests a pattern of high-risk behavior within the contributor's family gatherings. 
  • The conversation concludes with promotional segments encouraging listeners to follow "Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard" and promoting Mel Robbins' audiobook, *The Let Them Theory*, which Dax Shepard apparently endorses. 

Segments

Introduction and Holiday Cheer
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(00:00:16)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts express enthusiasm for the holiday season, contrasting it with the experience of ‘bah humbuggers’.
  • Summary: The episode opens with the hosts welcoming listeners to ‘Armchair Anonymous’ and expressing their love for the holidays. They reflect on how difficult it must be for those who dislike the season when everyone around them is joyful. The segment sets the stage for sharing Thanksgiving-related stories.
Uncle’s Drunken Thanksgiving Disaster
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(00:03:44)
  • Key Takeaway: An uncle’s excessive consumption of Jack and Coke led to him vomiting three liters across a dining table set on white carpet, causing immediate chaos.
  • Summary: A guest recounts a Thanksgiving hosted at her newly married aunt’s house, which featured extensive white carpeting. The uncle, having consumed four liters of Coke mixed with Jack Daniels, vomited across the dinner table, causing two cousins to also become ill. The host aunt immediately demanded everyone clear the room so she could shampoo the carpets to prevent permanent staining from the alcohol.
Ham Spill and Second-Degree Burns
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(00:12:04)
  • Key Takeaway: A newly married host’s attempt to manage food flow resulted in her husband spilling scalding ham juice, causing second-degree burns and a subsequent fall down the stairs.
  • Summary: A listener describes hosting Thanksgiving where her husband, while moving a heavy, hot ham in a disposable aluminum tray, was asked to move it to accommodate a heating pad. The tray buckled, spilling hot ham juice and butter onto his legs, causing burns. When he later put on his boots, the greasy floor caused him to slip and fall down the stairs.
Listener Gratitude for Day Seven
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(00:25:05)
  • Key Takeaway: A listener expressed profound gratitude to Dax and Monica, stating that the ‘Day Seven’ podcast episodes were instrumental in helping her navigate her husband’s addiction and treatment.
  • Summary: A caller named Caitlin shared that the Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard ‘Day Seven’ content provided crucial insight into addiction for her, helping her support her husband through treatment. She specifically thanked Monica for shedding light on loving an addict through manipulation while maintaining compassion. This support was cited as a key factor in saving their marriage.
Grandma’s Unexpected Evac
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(00:26:50)
  • Key Takeaway: A small apartment Thanksgiving devolved into a multi-day Norovirus outbreak after an 80-year-old grandmother unexpectedly soiled herself on the host’s new bedding.
  • Summary: A couple hosting 12 people in an 800-square-foot apartment experienced disaster when the diabetic grandmother excused herself to the bedroom and had an ‘unexpected evac’ through her pants onto the duvet cover. This incident was followed by the grandmother’s 50-year-old daughter also becoming violently ill, leading to a full-blown Norovirus outbreak affecting nearly everyone staying over.
Propane Heater Tent Explosion
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(00:41:57)
  • Key Takeaway: A Canadian Thanksgiving tradition involving camping in October culminated in a tent explosion when a father attempted to light a propane heater incorrectly.
  • Summary: A listener detailed her family’s tradition of celebrating Thanksgiving in the woods in October, complete with an army tent kitchen and propane heaters. In 2012, her father turned on the gas valve before lighting the pilot, causing the tent to fill with gas, resulting in a massive fireball when finally ignited. The explosion destroyed the tent and air mattresses, but everyone survived because they were able to quickly put on clothes and return to bed.
Aftermath of Pyrotechnic Display
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  • Key Takeaway: The father’s severe burns from the pyrotechnic incident ultimately diverted parental blame away from the storyteller regarding the tent wreckage.
  • Summary: The storyteller preferred the outcome of an explosion over the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning from a propane leak left on all night. The father’s resulting bald face and chest, along with the visible tent wreckage, immediately shifted the focus of the mother’s anger away from the storyteller. This was considered the lesser of several bad potential outcomes.
Thanksgiving Family Mishaps
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(00:50:44)
  • Key Takeaway: The contributor’s family gatherings are consistently marked by severe, often comical, physical injuries involving tools and fire.
  • Summary: Uncle Slug once fell hand-first into a bonfire, destroying the skin on his hand. Uncle Spike, while on blood thinners, cut off part of his thumb making stew, creating a ‘crime scene.’ Uncle Smiley managed to dislocate a finger and survive an oven explosion on the same day.
Chainsaw and Bear Spray Incidents
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(00:51:17)
  • Key Takeaway: Uncle Brian narrowly avoided a fatal injury by tripping neck-first onto a running chainsaw, missing his artery and returning to work shortly after.
  • Summary: Uncle Brian tripped and fell onto a chainsaw, missing his artery, and was reportedly fine with only a bandage for the rest of the weekend. Separately, Uncle Ryan accidentally bear-sprayed himself and the mother while demonstrating his new van. The sheer volume of incidents led to suggestions that the family’s weekend should be documented as a reality show.
Concluding Remarks and Invitation
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(00:52:12)
  • Key Takeaway: The storyteller, Devin, was invited by the hosts to attend the following year’s Thanksgiving gathering to experience the chaos firsthand.
  • Summary: Dax Shepard expressed sadness for never having experienced one of these chaotic Thanksgivings firsthand. Devin confirmed that the event does not conflict with the American Thanksgiving holiday. The hosts suggested an annual check-in segment dedicated to Devin’s family updates.
Podcast Outro and Ads
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  • Key Takeaway: The episode concludes with standard promotional calls to action for Wondery+ subscriptions and an advertisement for Mel Robbins’ audiobook, The Let Them Theory.
  • Summary: The hosts transition into the closing segment, encouraging listeners to follow “Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard” on various platforms and join Wondery+ for ad-free listening. Mel Robbins interrupts with an ad, highlighting that the audiobook version of The Let Them Theory contains different stories and riffs compared to the written book.